Archive for May 16th, 2008
Half of Ireland "Computer illiterates"
Silicon Republic announces today “Half of Ireland ‘computer illiterates’“.
If this means half of Ireland is computer literate I’d call that success.
What Medical Professionals say…
Before the procedure…
| They Say… | They Mean… |
| This won’t hurt at all | This will probably hurt a little |
| You may feel some pressure | This will probably hurt you |
| You might feel a slight prick | This is definitely going to hurt you |
| There might been some stinging | You will have to muffle a cry of pain |
| This may hurt a little | You will need restraints, I’m watching for a violent response |
| This will hurt | You may prefer death, in fact people have died from the pain alone during this procedure |
