Bruce Schneier Facts

If you know any thing about Bruce Schneier or have ever had to struggle through “Applied Cryptography” then The Bruce Schneier Facts site should crack you up. A small taster,

  • Bruce Schneier once killed a man using only linear cryptanalysis
  • Bruce Schneier reads RFID cards with the knuckles of his clenched fist
  • Alice and Bob got Eve pregnant together; the result was Bruce Schneier
  • When Bruce Schneier decrypts the Da Vinci Code, the ending doesn’t suck

You need to vist the site and see the pictures to get the full value…

3 thoughts on “Bruce Schneier Facts

  1. My favourite…

    “Quantum cryptography exchanged the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle for the Schneier Dead Moral Certainty Principle when Bruce Schneier came to town.”


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