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Bruce Schneier Facts

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If you know any thing about Bruce Schneier or have ever had to struggle through “Applied Cryptography” then The Bruce Schneier Facts site should crack you up. A small taster,

  • Bruce Schneier once killed a man using only linear cryptanalysis
  • Bruce Schneier reads RFID cards with the knuckles of his clenched fist
  • Alice and Bob got Eve pregnant together; the result was Bruce Schneier
  • When Bruce Schneier decrypts the Da Vinci Code, the ending doesn’t suck

You need to vist the site and see the pictures to get the full value…

Written by Joe

August 30, 2006 at 10:44 am

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. My favourite…

    “Quantum cryptography exchanged the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle for the Schneier Dead Moral Certainty Principle when Bruce Schneier came to town.”



    August 30, 2006 at 1:58 pm

  2. Ahh…. its been a year or two but I like it. All that Alice and Bob stuff…..!


    Ken McGuire

    August 31, 2006 at 4:47 pm

  3. If you like those, there’s more bruce facts here-

    Might as well view, rate, and post your own 😉

    “Bruce Schneier uses a 512 bit number for his atm pin”


    Phil Crosby

    September 12, 2006 at 10:57 pm

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