This post (via stumbleupon.com) drew a chuckle. Here’s a few I liked,
- Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at
- If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone
- Incoming fire has the right of way
- The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire
- It’s not the one with your name on it; it’s the one addressed “to whom it may concern” you’ve got to think about
- Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder
Copacetic 